ok, now i'll be the first to admit i'm pretty good at wasting money. but this one's too far even for me.
i mean, seriously. $63. for a PHONE STRAP. literally a scrap of material (probably from a wallet) tied to a string.
some things are just wrong.
if i'm gonna spend stupid amounts of money, god dammit, it'll be on something worth it! like this, or this, or this. when i spend pointlessly, i'm not fucking around. we're talking about wasting money here, not time.
whoever buys that strap is a fucking moron.
and now, a random lyric:
"my tongue will taste of gin and malicious intent." - Brand New
mm... malicious intent. *licks lips*