this is not a "my feelings are hurt" rant. this is not a "it's unfair" rant. this is a "why am i stuck with a fucking child as a boss" rant.
not boss 1 (thank god!) or the youngest, boss 3. but boss 2, boss 1's brother.
father and son are out of town, thus leaving me only with boss 2. this already makes me go, "ugh!" but that is not the problem.
it is boss 2's birthday today. as with everyone's birthday, he got a cake. one of my other co-workers is notorious for taking a large slice of cake and sometimes returning for seconds. just to be a dick (though i'm sure if you hear his version it was to be funny) boss 2 waited to cut the first slice, just to make said co-worker wait. we're setting the stage here mind you. the rant is about to begin.
so he finally does cut the cake, and presents the first piece to my office mate. and she says, "the first piece? i feel special." and boss 2 says, "you are special, (name here)." it's not that he did something nice. it's that he does these things and is specifically not nice to me. ever. and it is punctuated by how whenever ANYONE ELSE does nice things, they always do them for each of us. ALWAYS.
some days he just comes in and says, "good morning, (name here)!" with extra vigor. then doesn't even look at me. but this one took extra effort. and i just have to say:
seriously? what are you trying to get out of this? what is the goal? cuz honestly, the only thing you're achieving is me wanting (even more) to be far away from you. if you have some problem with me, i don't have control over it, and you need to sort it out.
it's just so annoying to have to work with someone like this. and it's not like i can just avoid him entirely (as i would like to) because he's a boss. ugh! and he NEVER takes a day off! i hope something happens so that i only work in the back and don't have to be in the front office and deal with him. he's such a vile person!
...you know what? from now on, we shall refer to him as "douche master." i don't expect he'll be appearing in my blog very often, but when he does, "douche master" shall be his name.
