once again, Chelsea's internal diaglogue:
"I need another cup of tea, I'm dying. 'I'm dying.' A bit dramatic. 'I'm dying.' Never an untrue statement. What you're dying from could be a dramatization, but the dying part is always true. No one has ever made that statement without it being true. The only way it would be a lie is if you're dead. And no one dead has ever made a such a statement. At least as far as the living know. I'm consciously discounting the psychics. 3 for a dollar!!!"
here's what happened...
Showing posts with label chai tea. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chai tea. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
chai-chai-Chinese tea
The following is the dialogue inside my brain whilst making another cup of chai tea.
"hmm... that's (the Equal i.e. a fake sweetener) supposed to be bad for you. i take in tons of that stuff per day. i'm probably going to get stomach cancer. ooh! i've heard stomach cancer is really painful! a horrible slow death. well, but that's ok cuz i'll OD on my meds. or i'll have euthanasia. youth. in. Asia. yes. little Chinese children will give up their souls to cure my stomach cancer. it's bound to be better than having to work in the sweat shop. they'll DEFINITELY be going to heaven! probably about 5 would do it..."
seriously, mind? seriously?! what are you thinking?!
"hmm... that's (the Equal i.e. a fake sweetener) supposed to be bad for you. i take in tons of that stuff per day. i'm probably going to get stomach cancer. ooh! i've heard stomach cancer is really painful! a horrible slow death. well, but that's ok cuz i'll OD on my meds. or i'll have euthanasia. youth. in. Asia. yes. little Chinese children will give up their souls to cure my stomach cancer. it's bound to be better than having to work in the sweat shop. they'll DEFINITELY be going to heaven! probably about 5 would do it..."
seriously, mind? seriously?! what are you thinking?!
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