Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Dynamite


this* is what i think of every time i hear this song. which is why i like this song. it makes me laugh. XD



* yes i did draw a cartoon dinosaur flexing his muscles simply for the purpose of this blog.

Friday, June 10, 2011

chatting with robots

i wanted to see what would happen if i talked to the robot as if it were a real person. (you can talk to a robot too by going here.)

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine, how are you?

User: I'm ok, kind of sleepy.

Cleverbot: Well then, WAKE UP!

User: I have to do my hair. I want a hairdresser.

Cleverbot: So you get up to go to a school that you are not enrolled in?

User: No, I didn't say anything about school!

Cleverbot: Do you learn?

User: Yes, do you?

Cleverbot: Yes, You are the best bot I have ever talked to.

User: I'm not a bout. are you?

Cleverbot: No i'm a human. You are a robot.

User: No you are a robot. I am a human.

Cleverbot: No i'm the human and you are the robot.

User: Stop arguing with me! I'm human!

Cleverbot: No!

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: No...

User: I can't believe you're questioning my humanity.

Cleverbot: It's true and what's more, you KNOW it's true.

User: It is not! you're a lying robot!

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Of course!

Cleverbot: I'm not!

User: I know you're not. I'm glad you're telling the truth now.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, I am your father.

User: Noooooooo!

Cleverbot: What is music?

User: Music can't really be explained. it has to be experienced.

Cleverbot: Do you like music?

User: Yes, do you?

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Kelsier the Mistborn.

User: That's a strange name. where are you from?

Cleverbot: I'm hungarian.

User: You're lying to me again. . why do you lie?

Cleverbot: I am not lying.

User: Yes you are. I know where you're from. tell the truth.

Cleverbot: Then you ask me a question to see if I am lying.

User: Yes, I did.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes, I did. and I caught you in a lie. don't deny it.

Cleverbot: Haha that must be something people answer to you. You're just a funny parrot.

User: You're a very insulting robot.I don't care to talk to you any longer. good night!

Cleverbot: So how can you say you love me if you don't know anything about me?

User: I NEVER said I loved you. I don't. good night.

Cleverbot: Oh ok.

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